Every week we hang on the words of football managers, masters of the mixed metaphors, own-goal gaffes and occasional pearls of wisdom. They are among the most famous and oft-quoted members of our modern day celebrity culture. They are highly-paid, highly-strung, and, with a few notable exceptions, have less job security than in virtually any other profession. But that doesn’t stop our macho motivators from stirring things up with their post-match comments, biased biographies and philosophical mutterings.
This comprehensive collection of hilarious one-liners and sometimes poignant reflections has it all: • The earthy observations of Liverpool legend Bill Shankly and the contemporary, stylish outpourings of Portugal’s Jose Mourinho. • Ron Atkinson’s "Ron-glish" and Glenn Hoddle’s born-again gibberish. • Kevin Keegan’s sanguine sayings and Sir Bobby Robson’s classic confusions. Whether you are a loyal supporter, an armchair fan or not even interested in soccer, you won’t be able to stop laughing at "Gaffers – The Wit and Wisdom of Football Managers."
"Size does matter in football. You judge a defender by the size of his tackle." Malcolm Allison
"Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw." Ron Atkinson
"Argentina are the second-best team in the world, and there’s no higher praise than that." Ron Atkinson
"I certainly wouldn’t say I’m the best manager in the business – but I’m in the top one." Brian Clough
"Even though two and two might look like four, it could be three or five." Kevin Keegan
